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Why Jobert Sucaldito's favorite vegetable is a Cucumber? (Pipino)

By: O-Gag Lang On: July 26, 2014
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    This is an old story but  I thought it is seriously funny.

    Jobert Sucaldito is a Filipino talk show host, showbiz reporter, and yellow journalist, known widely for his tabloid journalism.

    For Jobert, cucumber is more than just a vegetable. He seems to have a special attachment to it. 


    He's favorite vegetable is with out a doubt a cucumber.

    Incase you didn't know Jobert was rushed to the hospital on October 27, 2013 after complaining of extreme pain in his anus. X-rays showed that a broken piece of cucumber, about five inches in length, had gotten lodged into the lower end of his large intestine. The other half was found in his bedroom.
     
    According to Jobert:

    "Gumagawa kasi ako ng salad. Napaupo ako dun sa chair e meron palang pipino dun na patayo ang pusisyon. Basta, mabilis kasi ang mga pangyayari (I was making a salad. I sat on a chair but there was a cucumberthere in an upright position. Everything just happened so fast)."


    I never thought that a cucumber can be this dangerous.


    In relation to this, a group of vegan Filipinos was said to be thinking of filing an abuse complaint against Sucaldito for allegedly molesting a harmless and defenseless vegetable. 

    Fortunately for him no case was filed which would  have been more humiliating. Hehehe!