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7 things to do with your friend's bad breath (Banat sa may Badbreath)

By: O-Gag Lang On: October 16, 2014
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  • Are you tired of bringing an air freshener, mask to cover you nose or pamaypay everytime you are with a friend that has a bad breath?

    Everyone has atleast one close friend na super duper bad breath and every time you are with him or her napapa-mura ka sa isip mo "TENGENENGYEN!" 

    Telling friends or family members that their breath smells like shit is one of the hardest things a person has to do. Gusto mo maging honest pero hindi mo gusto maka offend. You care about your friends feelings, but the chronic issue has been for a while and it has become a threat to your health, your relationship and your friend's reputation.

    In this situation, you have to be creative. So here is our top 7 things that you can do or say to your friend's halitosis like decease or in short bad breath.

    Ask them if they know how to blow bubbles with a piece of gum then bigyan mo agad even if he or she doesn't want a gum.

    Every time they open their mouth mag spray ka ng bitanica or any mouth spray.

    Timing is everything. The right moment is when your friend is bored.
    You can say "Pare ang boring noh? Tara mag toothbrush nalang tayo!"

    Lagyan mo ng mouth wash ang drink ng friend mo habang hindi nakatingin. Spike it!

    Play water gun shooting or baril-barilan but make sure you put as much
    mouth wash as you can on your gun.

    Ask if they can catch candies in their mouth! Act as if your 
    shooting a basketball. You can use tic-tac candies or mentos.

    You can say
    "Pre, laro tayo basketball! Kunwari etong 
    candy bola at bibig mo naman yung ring."

    tell pinoy friend in tagalog that her breath stinks
    Tell them straight up their breath smells like ass.
    Like how Vice Ganda does it while covering nose.
    "Teh! Hulaan ko ang kinain mo kanina..TAE hindi ba?"